President Robert Mugabe warmly welcomed the heads of state from every continent to his beloved country. They were led to a special media center which had been hastily constructed with enormous television screens showing every inch of the newly discovered cavern.
Hordes of scientists with oscilloscopes and petri dishes milled about as every newspaper and TV newsroom twittered and giggled with excitement at this most amazing of discoveries!
The head scientists were at the controls: every time they pushed a button, a new, fully formed human being stepped out of the portal. They were then quickly sedated to prevent them from fighting to reach and exit through their particular tunnels. The sedated test subjects were quickly moved to an off-site quarantine facility for proper evaluation.
If one of the left hand buttons was pressed while simultaneously pressing the pink button, a female of a particular race appeared! If they pressed the speckled button with any other combination, a freckled version of the race appeared.
One scientist was trying to convince the others to press all the buttons at once to see what would happen...
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